i can’t stop laughting

This was an adventure

i can’t make myself do anything all i wanna do is sleep forever fml

oh my god who fucking cares —anyone who’s been on this site longer than 5 minutes (via psychosematic)


Yeah, takes us a while to get any traction, I’ll give you that one. But let’s do a head count here: your brother the demi-god; a super soldier, a living legend who kind of lives up to the legend; a man with breath-taking anger management issues; a couple of master assassins, and YOU, big fella, you’ve managed to piss off every single one of them.

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few

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"what on earth could untangle this disaster?"
"um, you??? that’s why i called???"
hawkeye #006